If I were...

- If I were a time of day, I would be:
* night

- If I were a day of the week, I would be:
* saturday!

- If I were a month, I would be:
* december

- If I were a planet, I would be:
* neptune

- If I were a direction, I would be:
* north

- If I were a stone, I would be:
* diamond

- If I were a flower, I would be:
* orchid

- If I were a plant, I would be:
* bamboo

- If I were a tree, I would be:
* beringin

- If I were an insect, I would be:
* ants

- If I were a bird, I would be:
* hummingbird

- If I were a mammal, I would be:
* panda

- If I were a machine, I would be:
* aeroplane

- If I were a tool, I would be:
* hammer

- If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
* a piano

- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:
* lamp

- If I were a sin, I would be:
* lazy

- If I were a material, I would be:
* steel

- If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
* snow

- If I were a food, I would be:
* fried chicken! kekeke

- If I were a vegetable, I would be:
* broccoli

- If I were a liquid I would be:
* milk

- If I were a taste, I would be:
* salt

- If I were an element, I would be:
* water

- If I were a color, I would be:
* blue

- If I were a fragrance, I would be:
* hugo boss

- If I were a scent, I would be:
* fresh

- If I were a sound/music, I would be:
* classical

- If I were an emotion, I would be:
* calm

- If I were a facial expression I would be:
* a smile

- If I were a body part I would be:
* a hand

- If I were a method of death I would be:
* hanging rope

- If I were a number I would be:
* 2

- If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
* peter jackson :)

- If I were a shape, I would be:
* sphere

- If I were an object, I would be:
* UFO :p

- If I were a historical figure, I would be:
* galileo

- If I were a fictional character, I would be:
* dr. jean grey (x-men)

- If I were a subject in school, I would be:
* math