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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

More in my blog

Today, I've added music collections to this blog. Thanks to Ferry for the scripts. They're all my favorite anime music. Hope you enjoy it! Cheers, Kevin.

This suppose to be funny!

"Movies Title in Javanesse"

Enemy at the gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
Batman Forever -- Ngembat Saklawase
Remember the Titans -- Kelingan Titan-titan
The Italian Job -- Gaweane Wong Ngerum
Die Hard I -- Matine Angel
Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan
Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati-mati Tho?
Bad Boys -- Bocah-bocah Uelek
Sleepless in Seattle -- Klesikan neng Seattle
Lost in Space -- Ilang Neng Awang-awang
X-Men 1 -- Wong Lanang Saru
X-Men 2 -- Wong Lanang Saru Banget
X-Men 3 (Belum dirilis) -- KLENYEM !!
Cheaper by Dozen -- Tumbas Selusin Langkung Mirah
The Cooler -- Selot Adem
Paycheck -- Kasbon
Independence Day -- Pitulasan
The Day After Tomorrow -- Sesuke
Die Another Day -- Modare Ojo Saiki
There is Something About Marry -- Marry Ono Apa-apane
Silence of the Lamb -- Wedhuse Mutung
All The Pretty Horses -- Jarane Ayu2 (saka Legenda Pasar Kewan Mbahrowo)
Planet of the Apes -- Planete Wong Apes
Gone in Sixty Second -- Minggat Sakcepete
Original Sin -- Dosa Tenanan
Mummy Returns -- Mami-mami podo Mudik
The Abyss -- Entek-entekan
Copycat -- Kopi Kucing (nggo konco Sego Kucing)
Seabiscuit -- Klethikan Neng Laut
Freddy vs Jason -- Kerah
Terminator -- Terminal Montor
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Piye Carane Megat Lanangan mung 10 Dino
Lord Of The Ring -- pedagang akik...
Deep Impact -- Ngantem Njero
Million Dollar Baby -- Genjik Regone Sayuto
Blackhawk Down -- Manuk ireng kenek bedhil
Saving Private Ryan -- Ngelesi privat mas rian (pancene goblok tenan opo?)
Dumb and Dumber -- Wong Goblok lan guoooblok tenan

Source: Sofyan (CCIE)

Comments: Haha I could only understand just a bit of it :)

Drop A Line

Yihaaa... I've added "Drop A Line" box in my blog. Now you can drop me a message anytime. Thanks to Astri for the inspiration hehehe... By the way I've spent the last half day in the office yesterday just to add this box. I hope you like it.

And I've also added some links to my friend's blogs.

By the way yesterday, Makka, John and I went to Nexus (yes, it's Monday night!). There weren't many peoples there, but we could still play against other peoples. The bLUE team (with SL@M) were also there (my God are they coming everyday to Nexus?!). When we played 2 on 2 (Makka and I vs John and other), Makka didn't know that we played against John!, that's why I was left alone being gang-banged by John (he's using Pudge the Butcher) and his friend (using Vengeful Spirit), hiks...

Friday, August 26, 2005

Mood Analysis Test

Avin, my friend's big brother, has this test in his blog. Wow, you have to try it by yourself:


Here's my result:

Your colors: 4 - 6 - 1 - 5 - 3 - 2 - 0 - 7

It would appear that at this particular time of your life you are going through a tough time. You are feeling (or have recently felt) miserable and depressed and perhaps you are still feeling that way. Maybe all the trials and tribulations just aren't worth it. Your present anxieties could have been associated with either your 'private' or 'business' life - whatever ... what you really need at this time is to get away from it all, maybe a vacation - alone, or better still, perhaps with someone that you know really cares for you, someone who appreciates you - not for what you have but for who you are. A short vacation may be all you need to afford you the time to recover and to get back to your normal vital self.

You are a very warm and emotional individual but unfortunately in the past too many people have taken advantage of this sensitive trait. You need aesthetic surroundings, or an equally sensitive and understanding partner with whom to share a warm understanding.

Nothing seems to be going right for you and you are thwarted every way you turn. You are not at all happy with the situation but it would appear that there is very little that you can do about it at this time. Sit back and let the situation take its course, because at this time you feel that there is nothing you can do to change whatever needs to be changed.

You are being unduly influenced by the situation that is all around you. You do not like the feeling of loneliness and whatever it is that seems to separate you from others. You know that life can be wonderful and you are anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to live it to the full. You therefore resent any restriction or limitations that are being imposed on you and you insist on going it alone.

You are anxious about all the limitations to which you are subjected to at this time. You feel that you are not valued for what or who you are. You need OUT. So why procrastinate any longer - MOVE!

My comments:
Huaaaa... Even my color's preference suggests me that I should move out from my current job. Hahaha...

The Sound of Music

Last night, my mom and I watched "The Sound of Music". When I asked her what kind of movies she preferred, she said she didn't really like action movies, she preferred the drama one. So I recommended this movie. She loved it *big grin*. My mom said that Maria (played by Julie Andrews) is an honest young woman and feels that she wasn't appropriate for Captain Von Trapp because of their difference in status. My mom and I watched it straight from 9 pm to 12 pm, and only interrupted during 11.30 pm when we called my dad in Banda Aceh.

When I watched the movies with my mom, I felt like I was like the character in another movie that I watched. By the way, I like all of the sound tracks of "The Sound of Music". I wondered how could they create a movie with many sound tracks that all are very good quality in song and also its lyrics. I think we'll find it hard to find movies like this in these days. My mom said that old movies often contains many lessons in life. I agree with that. After all I like the kind of movies which has some message to say, not just some wow-thats-very-cool kind of movies.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Bad guys in the Bus

Just 20 minutes ago, I was saved again by a stranger. I went to the office by bus (P6). In the bus I choosed my seat next to a stranger in the back row who read a magazine (Jakarta Undercover I think). It's not crowded, but I suspected the two peoples that still don't take a seat although there's still plenty of seat available after Komdak. When I stand up in Kartika, one old man that took a seat in front of me dropped his coins and tried to collect them. The other two men that's still standing prevented me on the way out. One other guy in the back seat started to search my pocket. I think there're 5 peoples at least collaborating in this scenario. Immediately I sat down as fast as I could. They're just stand there doing nothing. The stranger next to me yelled at those guys don't make a mess in here. Then he asked me which place I intended to stop. I said the same as you. He said he'll stop in the Kuningan. I said I'll follow you. When we're reaching Kuningan (just a few hundred meters from Kartika), I went to the exit door and no one stopped me. But my savior's bag were grabbed by them. He yelled to them. I was scared as hell. I just waited for the bus to stop. I felt we were being pushed several times from the bus. I tried to hang until the speed was reasonable for me to jump. I jumped from the bus but I couldn't keep my balance and I fell to the street. Luckily, the car behind me was driving slow and could avoid me easily. I ran away to a nearest Blue Bird taxi and went in. Then I realized my savior was not with me. But in the taxi, I could see him walking alone in opposite to my direction. The bad peoples were seemed not chasing him. I opened my window and I thanked him. I asked his name, and he said it's Togar. So he has saved me today from robbery and possible more worse than that. Thank's God that there're still some good peoples out there that are still willing to save other peoples without being selfish.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005


Yay, I'm still in the office! I've just came across some astrology sites, check out my personality:

Aquarius Positive Traits
- Friendly and humanitarian
- Honest and loyal
- Original and inventive
- Independent and intellectual

Aquarius Negative Traits
- Intractable and contrary
- Perverse and unpredictable
- Unemotional and detached

Aquarius Personality Profile
One of the most friendliest people you will find, The Aquarius sun sign is the one you can count on to stand by your side and comfort you when you are feeling blue. They are good listeners, and care deeply for their friends. To people they are not close to however, they can be somewhat detached.

You can also count on this astrological sign to be loyal and trust worthy. Very seldom if ever, will they give into temptations that would betray a loved one. The aquarius sun sign is true blue and loyal. They are one of the first to sign up to serve their country, and will give their lives defending her.

They can be counted on to come up with original ideas. They make good designers and inventors as well as musicians. These intellectuals excel in the arts as well as the technical trades.

- http://www.astrology-insight.com/aquarius.htm -

General features
A typical Aquarius has the attribute of intense desire to communicate. You are a bit tactless and rude if you don't learn to moderate your constant broadcasting around those whose opinions may be a bit more on the conservative side. You are interesting and attractive. You can be either shy, sensitive, gentle and patient or enthusiastic and lively with a tendency to be exhibitionists. Both types are strong willed and forceful in its own way. You are very opinionated with strong convictions and fight for what you believe. You are farsighted and innovative. You are generally without prejudice and quite tolerant of others' point of view. You are truly humane and known to be frank and outspoken. You are refined and idealistic, romantic and practical, personable and likable person. Being quick in mind and responding, you love activity and are quite reasonable in that. You cherish and guard your independence and are a strange mixture of caring concern and cool detachment. You will go out of your way to help when needed but will never get emotionally involved.

Aquarius Male
A typical Aquarius male is generally taller than the average person with long bone structure and a strong, solid build. You have a rugged profile and broad, high forehead. You are quite guarded in revealing or expressing your feelings. You have a wide range of interests but are especially interested and attracted to unknown and unknowable. You are a man of exceedingly fair and upright mind and have your very own unshakeable personal moral code that you will refuse to deviate from no matter what In love relationships, for Aquarius male mind contact is a necessity for sexual fulfillment. You are generous, open and sincere to those you care about. You like to get involved in your mates' interests. You are somewhat shy and will often wait for someone else to make the first move. You can't live in a relationship that is domineering or restrictive in any way. Although you appear to be cool outwardly but are quite emotional and tender at heart. When its time to lovemaking, you are very imaginative. You will look for a partner who is willing to satisfy your relentless pursuit of intense sexual experiences. You fall in love quickly but you are also hesitant to commit completely to anyone.

My comments:
Wow... wow hang on, lovemaking *big grin*, imaginative?! Partner who is willing to satisfy your relentless pursuit of intense sexual experiences? Hahaha oh my gosh!

- http://www.datingmatchmakers.com/zodiac-compatibility/aquarius.aspx -

Sunday, August 21, 2005


Oh how could I get through with this loneliness? I feel an empty space in my heart. The feeling is very strong, and I don't know how to cope with that. I can't see any resolution on this. Why can't I think anything but her? Her beautiful face always come to my mind, haunted me.

By the way, I've just watched the episode 158 of Voyager, Coda. In music Coda means a repetition before go into another part of the music sheet. It told about Janeway, the ship's captain, experienced the near-death experience, where she felt she saw that all of the crew stands a ceremony for her death, and B'Elanna expressed how she felt the first time she meet Janeway she's always resist Janeway's decisions. But she realized that she has been wrong. It's very touched.

I like Voyager. Apart from the technology and the description to explain the physical phenomenons that more like a science fiction, the story itself is solid. The story is consistent and believable. And it also contains much precious lessons. I have learned a great deal of life just by watching this great movie.

Tomorrow, I'll have an interview with Astra International. I'm not sure whether I should leave Schlumberger or not. It's a tough decision. My mom left the decision in me, she said I'm the only one who could decide it. I think now I'm in the toughest phase of my life. There must be a change, a big change occurred in my life in the near future. Somehow I feel that.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Listen to this!

Today, I don't come into the office, because I'm sick. I feel I'm not enjoying on what I do in the office. I just feel I don't like the kind of work I suppose. Anyway, I'm at home right now, and listening to Josh Groban "In Concert" DVD. Listen to this breathtaking song that was sang so perfectly by Josh Groban:

Josh Groban - To Where You Are

"Who can say for certain
Maybe you're still here
I feel you all around me
Your memory's so clear

Deep in the stillness
I can hear you speak
You're still an inspiration
Can it be
That you are my forever love
And you are watching over me from up above

Fly me up to where you are
Beyond the distant star
I wish upon tonight
To see you smile
If only for a while to know you're there
A breath away's not far to where you are...

Are you gently sleeping
Here inside my dream
And isn't faith believing all the power can't be seen?
As my heart holds you
Just one beat away
I cherish all you gave me every day

'Cause you are my forever love
Watching me from up above
And I believe that angels breathe
And that love will live on and never leave

Fly me up to where you are
Beyond the distant star
I wish upon tonight
To see you smile
If only for a while to know you're there
A breath away's not far to where you are...

I know you're there
A breath away's not far to where you are..."

And there's also one of my favorite song that was written for the movie A.I. (Artificial Intelligence). It has a very cool melody and the lyrics is as good as it's music!

Josh Groban - For Always

"I close my eyes
And there in the shadows I see your light
You come to me out my dreams
Across the night

You take my hand
Though you may be so many stars away
I know that our spirits and souls are one
We've circled the moon and we've touched the sun
So, here we'll stay

For always, forever
Beyond here and on to eternity
For always, forever
For us there's no time and no space
No barrier love won't erase
Wherever you you, I still know in my heart
You will be with me

From this day on
I'm certain that I'll never be alone
I know what my heart must have always known
That love has a power that's all its own

And for always, forever
Now we can fly, and for always
And always
We will go on beyond good-bye

For always, forever
Beyond here and on to eternity
For always and ever
You'll be a part of me

And for always, forever
A thousand tomorrows may cross the sky
And for always, and always
We will go on beyond good-bye"

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Star Trek Voyager

What did I do during Independence Day of Indonesia? Attending ceremony? Nope! Join local games like panjat pinang? No, try again! Hanging around with friends? Naah... The correct answer is: sleeping! Haha I've just came back from Nexus on 7.30 am with John and Makka (my friend in Myanmar). We took a cab from there. It's very fun in Nexus. I took my favorite hero Luna Moonfang and destroyed several of those weak enemy heroes hwahwaha. The first game, I became GOD LIKE, but after 12 pm, I lost my concentration. I think I got sick :(. My eyes can't see straight, my nose emitting some slime *yuck*, our team (John, Makka, Imam, and Marcus) got slain easily, and we lost all of our game there. I think we need to play more often as a team, I think we all good as individuals.

Not much that can I say of what I did during the Independence Day. Basically I'm at home watching Voyager. I was watching the Season 3 of Voyager. There's an episode where the Captain (Janeway) begins the journey of her spiritual discovery while trying to save Kes, one of the Voyager's crew member. I like Voyager very much. In each episode, there's always one theme that become the main topic, sometimes it's about friendship, teamwork, interaction with other races with their own unique problems, religion (like this episode), having kids, yes for those who doesn't watch Voyager may not know it but I watched Voyager more because it's very human, not some kind of "weirdo" science fiction. I became fascinated about each personality of the individuals there. I guess I'll try to introduce each one of them here to all of you:

The Captain (Kathryn Janeway): She's the leader of Voyager. She's smart (in fact her knowledge in science is equal to her engineer, Tores). She likes diplomatic and meeting new race and making alliance. She's very discipline. She strongly hold the Prime Directives as her guide.

The First Officer (Commander Chakotay): He's the second man in Voyager. He respects the captain very much and does all of his power to support her. In some way, I think he likes Janeway, but I feel he sacrifices his feeling to maintain the professional relationship for the sake of all crew members.

Tuvok: The vulcan on board Voyager. The captain often rely on him "as her morale compass" (like she said in one of the episodes in Season Two). Like all Vulcan, he thinks in pure logic, and he supresses his emotion to obtain that. He's very honest and very straight to the point.

The Doctor: A hologram that functions as the physician doctor in Voyager. He's 100% computer program, but has the capability to expand it's program to allow social interaction. It's fascinating to see how a computer become more and more like human. The doctor has kind of rude personality that often annoying the crews, but he always care for the health of everyone on Voyager. And one more thing, he likes to sing an opera haha...

B'Elanna Torres: She's the lead engineer on Voyager. A Klingon - Human hybrid. She's very smart and understands how to engineer things to solve complex technical problems. She has a temper personality due to her half Klingon. But she's very brave to express her feeling if she thinks that's the right thing to do.

Tom Paris: The ship's pilot. Often considered as the best pilot on Starfleet. He's the son of one of a highly respected commander on Earth. He doesn't like to be the shadow of his father's figure, so he often seek troubles that usually proves nothing but making his life more difficult. He'll become the future husband of B'Elanna Torres.

Kes: A fascinating Occampa race that only live for 10 years. She's not come from Starfleet, but she joined Voyager together with Neelix, her close friend, when Voyager first stranded in Delta Quadrant. She has a lovely personality, she's smart and has the ability to quickly remember things. She also has some telephatic abilities due to her highly developed brain functions.

Neelix: He's the chef in Voyager. At first, Voyager doesn't have any chef because they have the "replicator" technology. But as Voyager must conserve its energy as much as possible for its long journey, each of the crew there has a limited "replicator ratios", a maximum replicator usage for each crew members. So everyone including the captain must eat in mess hall cooked by Neelix. His official title is "morale officer" since he likes to provide a morale support for the crews, even though I personally think that Kes would be much better fit for that :).

Harry Kim: He works on the bridge along with the captain, Chakotay, Tom, and Tuvok. I'm not really sure what's his function on Voyager. He seems to be in control of the ships technical stuffs like navigation, orbital probing (scanning), communication. He's the best friend of Tom Paris, and often enjoyed the holodect program together.

Seven of Nine: A Borg aboard Voyager. She's taken from a Borg vessel during the "alliance" with the Borg. She's human and originated from earth. She has become a Borg since she was just a little girl. Her parents studied the Borg and during a kind of ion storm, their ship got detected by the Borg and got assimilated by the Borg. After her link to the collective has been severed, she began to regain her individuality again. The captain help her to develop a social interaction and to make friends to other crew members. She's one of the great individuals on Voyager, and it even makes Voyager more enjoyed to watch.

I hope I haven't left anyone behind.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Honest Stranger

Just a couple minutes ago, I was called by a woman that works on Harapan Kita Hospital. She said she has found my wallet containing several cards and ID in the bus. She said she has experienced loss before, therefore she tried to contact me. Adi Dayari said that I'm so lucky. I think there's only a few peoples left in this city that is honest and kind enough to return other people's wallet.

By the way, one of my best friend, Makka also called me and he has just came back from Myanmar. He will go to my office in Sentramulia. Haha... I'll meet him here.


I'm not sure why I feeling it now. Yesterday night, I read a story about someone who broke up because the parent of his true love forbid them going on with their relationship. Previously they've had a mutual feeling for each other and had develop their relationship for years. The parent put the two-on-two together during his everyday visit in the hospital when his true love had an accident. And I would like to quote the author's words here "You can only innocently love someone once in your life". Sadly I think that's true. By the time you give your whole heart to someone, you have become very very vulnerable. You can easily hurt your feeling and feeling down. Then it's more likely that you will never trust in giving your whole heart again to someone. You will become more protective to yourself.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Sleepy at Nexus

It's 6.05 am now, and I'm still at Nexus waiting for John to use up his voucher (it's still 2 hours more oh no!!). John is playing that Gunbound game, I don't know why he like that game. I think it's kind of boring, just setting up angle, determine the speed based on the wind direction and speed, and hope that it would hit the enemy. I like more action games like War Craft III DotA (yeah I think I addicted to this game hehe...). Last night, I used Luna and have killed many enemies using her. Haha I like her Eclipse, just press 'E' and one hero down :-P.

I want to go home now! I want to go home now! I want to go home now! (write this 1000x until 8 am). It's sooo boring...

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

First week of August

Today, I didn't go fitness, my friend Ario forgot to bring his sport clothes, and Astri went to Telkomsel. We should go fitness every Tuesday and Thursday, but we have absence for two weeks *doh*. I feel my weight has increased more haha...

Last Saturday, first time I used Luna in Nexus, I could kill 12 times the enemy in DotA. I was god-like streak. By the way, if you don't know what's Luna is, check her out on: http://www.dotaportal.com/heroes.php?id=E005. I like her, it suits my character. Wait till all creeps clear, then "Eclipse!", and the enemy hero drop dead. Haha I like that! At around 3 pm, the electricity on Nexus went off, the power unit outside Nexus got burned. 10 minutes later fire department came spraying some white chemical to the power unit. The game center then closed, and it would take few days to finish the repair :( hiks. Then we have lunch in Kelapa Gading Mal. To spend time, we then watched movies "Stealth". It's about a bunch of flight-expert guys, and one of them has insubordination problem then challenged his bos' order. I don't like that, I think a soldier must follow order no matter what. And it somehow caused the A.I in the machine to disobey the order given (what the ???). It's a very typical dumb-American-hero-version of movies. But I admit that the technology in building the movies was great.

Saturday night, we played bowling with Indrawan, John, Marcus, and his friend, Ibel. Then Imam got info where another game center was located. Indrawan and I surveyed the location. At last I could satisfy my urge to kill some hero hehe... Eventhough we lost all the time, but I managed to kill several heroes using Luna. At least, my urge to kill has been satisfied haha... I want some blood kekeke...

Sunday morning at 9 am, as soon I reached my bed, I fall asleep right away.

Monday evening, after went to Plaza Semanggi with Astri, Ario and Listi, I went to Medco to gather the client's requirements on their backup consolidation. Then I helped Ronny installing the anti virus server. He said he wanted to join us in Nexus on the next Friday (you're very welcome Ron!).

Last night, Setyo texted me and said he has been given permission to play games today. So we'll play DotA this evening at BCA, waaa I'm soo glad... I don't know, everyday of my life is just like waiting for the time to play games. In office I have wasted (but I don't think it's wasted haha) much time to browse websites to improve my DotA techniques. Jobs, LMS, Presentations, well... they're not interest me anymore these days. What's going on with me? I think I have been so helplessly addicted. Games! Games! I want Games!

I should get ready now. Bye all, wish me luck in the battle!

Friday, August 05, 2005

Outage time

Hi... I will go to BCA to play DotA there with Setyo and his colleagues. Right now I'm waiting for the clock to show 5 PM, it seems a very long time. My manager (Arief Dharmawan) is in Balikpapan, so no boss today haha :). I'm currently listening to Evanescence. I like her voice, and I love the lyrics.

Evanescence - Hello
playground school bell rings again
rain clouds come to play again
has no one told you she's not breathing?
hello i'm your mind giving you someone to talk to

if i smile and don't believe
soon i know i'll wake from this dream
don't try to fix me i'm not broken
hello i'm the lie living for you so you can hide
don't cry

suddenly i know i'm not sleeping
hello i'm still here
all that's left of yesterday

Evanescence - My Immortal
i'm so tired of being here
suppressed by all my childish fears
but if you have to leave
i wish that you would just leave
'cause your prescence still lingers here
and it won't leave me alone

these wounds won't seem to heal
this pain is just too real
there's just too much that time cannot erase

when you cried i'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream i'd fight away all of your fears
i held your hand through all of these years
but you still have...all of me

you used to captivate me
by your resonating light
now i'm bound by the life you left behind
your face, it haunts
my once pleasant dreams
your voice, it's chased away
all the sanity in me

these wounds won't seem to heal
this pain is just too real
there's just too much that time cannot erase

when you cried i'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream i'd fight away all of your fears
i held your hand through all of these years
but you still have all of me

i've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
but though you're still with me
i've been alone all along

when you cried i'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream i'd fight away all of your fears
i held your hand through all of these years
but you still have...all of me
all of me
all of me

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

If I were...

- If I were a time of day, I would be:
* night

- If I were a day of the week, I would be:
* saturday!

- If I were a month, I would be:
* december

- If I were a planet, I would be:
* neptune

- If I were a direction, I would be:
* north

- If I were a stone, I would be:
* diamond

- If I were a flower, I would be:
* orchid

- If I were a plant, I would be:
* bamboo

- If I were a tree, I would be:
* beringin

- If I were an insect, I would be:
* ants

- If I were a bird, I would be:
* hummingbird

- If I were a mammal, I would be:
* panda

- If I were a machine, I would be:
* aeroplane

- If I were a tool, I would be:
* hammer

- If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
* a piano

- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:
* lamp

- If I were a sin, I would be:
* lazy

- If I were a material, I would be:
* steel

- If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
* snow

- If I were a food, I would be:
* fried chicken! kekeke

- If I were a vegetable, I would be:
* broccoli

- If I were a liquid I would be:
* milk

- If I were a taste, I would be:
* salt

- If I were an element, I would be:
* water

- If I were a color, I would be:
* blue

- If I were a fragrance, I would be:
* hugo boss

- If I were a scent, I would be:
* fresh

- If I were a sound/music, I would be:
* classical

- If I were an emotion, I would be:
* calm

- If I were a facial expression I would be:
* a smile

- If I were a body part I would be:
* a hand

- If I were a method of death I would be:
* hanging rope

- If I were a number I would be:
* 2

- If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
* peter jackson :)

- If I were a shape, I would be:
* sphere

- If I were an object, I would be:
* UFO :p

- If I were a historical figure, I would be:
* galileo

- If I were a fictional character, I would be:
* dr. jean grey (x-men)

- If I were a subject in school, I would be:
* math